Sep 22






knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Sep 22


peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

Sep 22

Daily dose of love quotes here


Daily dose of love quotes here

Sep 22

OITNB posts here
Sep 22



i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Sep 22

Anonymous said: Name 10 people you love.. Go!

1. Kim (my girlfriend)
2. My roommate
3. My sister, jackie
4. My sister, Janie
5. My sister, Jennifer
6. My parents
7. My aunt
8. My great grandma (even more now that she’s been gone)
9. Kim.
10. Kim again.

Sep 22

Anonymous said: If you could have one wish what would you wish for?

To have my girlfriend come up for the day.

Sep 22

Anonymous said: Aye bae

Last time I checked, my girlfriend didn’t have a tumblr. Soooo, I don’t know who you’re calling bae.

Sep 22

Anonymous said: If you could start over with one of your exs, which one would you choose ? (Idk how many people you dated)

I wouldn’t. I’m already taken by an amazing girl. She is all I need.

Sep 22

Anonymous said: Is there anyone you miss? Can you name them?

Depends on which way you mean. I miss people but I don’t miss them as more than a friend.